Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

Working the clay by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

works like ramen 

As society knows, ramen is one of the most essential and quickest foods to make. It only requires boiled water and the packet of noodles. It is almost impossible to fail at cooking ramen, and thus one can conclude that it is very easy to make ramen.

Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means

"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."

"If you just run the pick and roll, you'll get the ball every time. Trust me, it works like ramen."

Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"

works like ramen by BCG Phuktifer August 27, 2012

workmergency

When you get a stressful call from work after hours or on your day off.

You get a call "it's 8:15am and your department in not open yet as none of your employees showed up. "Honey I have to go to the office it's a workmergency"

workmergency by Hiwaystar January 12, 2014

working on fig 

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

working on fig by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014

workzone 

Much like the 'friendzone', the Workzone consists of two people unable to have a sexual encounter without an endless future of awkwardness awaiting you. This is due to the fact that they are employed at the same establishment.

Did I tell you? There's this crazy hot new girl at my job. Hope she doesn't plan on being here long I don't want to end up in the workzone.

workzone by Jay Porks August 5, 2014

worklationship 

When you and a a coworker have amazing chemistry and are great friends at work, almost to the point of dating, but outside of work ypu have practically zero contact.

Person 1: Damn, Jack and Jill get along so well, are they dating?

Person 2: Nah, but they're in a pretty serious worklationship huh?

worklationship by seraphega October 9, 2015

worksomnia 

Inability to go to sleep because you know that you must go to work after you wake up.

John was suffering from worksomnia... especially on Sunday evenings.

worksomnia by Marienuc December 22, 2015