Name your whore in the house by the floor.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008
Get the floor of whoresmug. a stupid high school student (usually a girl but in rare cases a homosexual guy) who will do anything imaginable to get into a college. This includes but is not limited to: Peer counseling, dumbass clubs, boy scouts, girl scouts, community service, sports they dont like ect. If you confront them on why they are doing what they are doing they will say "its for college" At which point you should make fun of the fact they are ugly. College whore
Hey its friday. Wanna hang out tonight?
Sorry I cant, I gotta go to Boyscouts.
WTF???!?! Boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
Its for college
dumbass college whore
Sorry I cant, I gotta go to Boyscouts.
WTF???!?! Boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
Its for college
dumbass college whore
by Willie Lohmanz September 29, 2005
Get the college whoremug. 1) ugly girl that feels the need to sidestep her facial shortcomings by taking pictures of herself at weird angles and in deep shadows.
2)just a girl that prostitutes for the camera in general, taking hundreds of pictures
2)just a girl that prostitutes for the camera in general, taking hundreds of pictures
A: Wow! that girl on myspace is FINE!!!
B: Wait..watch out. She's a camera whore. Sure her body's ok..but someone could've run over her face.
A: O. Ok. Good looking out.
B: Wait..watch out. She's a camera whore. Sure her body's ok..but someone could've run over her face.
A: O. Ok. Good looking out.
by spudist February 9, 2008
Get the camera whoremug. Any person being male or female who gets attention on MySpace by having a rediculous amount of friends they don't know, never talked to and will never talk to. They try to get people to add them and comment their page and pics by repeatedly posting bulletins telling them to do so, which ends up just annoying other MySpace users.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.
Example One
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."
by Kaila C July 24, 2006
Get the myspace whoremug. As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.
In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010
Get the lactating whoremug. Whore control is like birth control. Where birth control prevents pregnancy, Whore control prevents excessive whoring. There are many different types. For people who get above average attention levels at the bar/club/out in public....this is neccessary! One needs to control their whoring potential as to not make bad decisions while intoxicated.
Example:
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"
2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"
3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"
2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"
3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”
by Josh B. & Becky A. January 18, 2008
Get the whore controlmug. the term used to describe a female student that attends Shore Regional High School, located in West Long Branch, NJ.
by Long Branch January 28, 2009
Get the shore whoremug.