Turkey

1. (noun) - someone/thing with limited vision, forbearance, or understanding of a higher concept, usually one that involves a stretch of the imagination, a leap of faith, or a general understanding beyond their capacity that others find and manage with little to no effort and unknowingly through this ignorance drag others down with them despite an inherent benefit to all parties involved.

2. (noun) - someone who cannot fly, fight, or crow in that order.

Synonyms - ignoramus

Antonym - eagles

It is impossible to soar with eagles if you are stuck with on the ground with a bunch of turkeys.

by MrEagles July 22, 2020

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

turkey

A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy

Fred your mad Turkey

by usernothomee January 5, 2023

Turkey

A girl wit a fat ass

"Mane shawty at da papi store had a turkey"

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

turkey cam

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022