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Turkey in the Freezer

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016
mugGet the Turkey in the Freezermug.

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey
by Errxr August 16, 2018
mugGet the Eating the Turkeymug.

Greece and Turkey

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.

(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)
Greece = Diet Coke
Turkey = Diet Coke
Greece and Turkey = Diet Coke!!!
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Greece and Turkeymug.

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
mugGet the Turkey Lawmug.

Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
mugGet the Spicy Turkey Twizzlermug.

Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.
I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.
by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019
mugGet the Eating the Turkeymug.

Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.
"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"
by 1149omirp May 23, 2016
mugGet the Pepper turkeymug.

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