I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
by Errxr August 16, 2018

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.
(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)
(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019

by 1149omirp May 23, 2016
