Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

Touch Grass by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

touchmedaddy 

Touchmedaddy is a 100 million dollar Ape signed by real madrid football club. People think it's a human being but deep down its an ape running towards chasing a ball

Oh no touchmedaddy is chasing the ball again

touchmedaddy by Ifafkidvr August 11, 2022

touch-hole 

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.

what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.

touch-hole by beejammie August 12, 2022

Touchdickistan 

A country in Central Asia where the biggest homosexual congregation is being held.

Where are you going this summer?
In Touchdickistan.

Touchdickistan by mfx_ September 24, 2022

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

Touch Grass by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

touch grass by Maui865 October 16, 2022

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

touch the glass save your ass by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022