Magic

Huvin a wank at yer best mates house

I was doing magic tricks at a kids party

by Deezfanny69420 October 11, 2021

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

‘The Magic That’ ™️

when the roach falls out & you’re left with no option but to hit it raw.

(ergo; smoking a joint with no filter.)

“ah shiznit man! fuckin’ roach fell out!”
“no worries mate, it’s ‘the magic that’ ™️ !”
“ah! of course! the classic slip of the roach, causing what once was my joint into what now is: ‘The Magic That’ ™️ superb!

by Kyle Barrone August 15, 2025

magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

by drshallow69 March 11, 2023

simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack

Simply magic is really unoptimized

by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017