Jam on a dam

The most passive aggressive thing you can say when your pissed

Tom: I friended some tiktok e girl
Jack:You know e girls are whores right?
Tom: Jam on a dam!

by Jadedmoon November 19, 2021

Jam

The weird textured sweet stuff that is somehow different than jelly. It normally is oddly sweet

“I dropped the jam on the cat”

by The weird theater kid July 28, 2019

Gin-jams

The loungewear selected for wearing whilst consuming not just a gin and tonic, but anything with gin in it. For example, it would also be appropriate to adorn gin-jams whilst indulging in a negroni.

Darling…please pour me a gin and tonic whilst I go and put on my gin-jams.

by anonymous April 16, 2025

jam

it means idk

jam what the hell is happening in your head

by the real jam man April 15, 2020

Jam Baller

A person who likes to put jam on his tesitlces.

He is most certainly a jam baller

by sudorj July 28, 2018

Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 8, 2019

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021