Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.

I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.

by 161455 March 08, 2015

enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by January 15, 2018

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 09, 2015

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 21, 2025

text billy

a person who focuses all there time on texting while with thier friends or around other people.

Hey man put your phone down and quit being such a text billy

by swanny 314 February 25, 2011