Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
Get the Noodle Textingmug. Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."
Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
by Jwil August 31, 2013
Get the Text lengthmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahahamug. by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023
Get the banana texte is marvellousmug. When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015
Get the Text turnmug.