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Noodle Texting

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
by Jwil August 31, 2013
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banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.
by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023
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Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022
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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
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Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015
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