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2021 Texas Power Crises

The 2021 Texas Power Crises was a mass scale power outage that occurred throughout most of Texas from February 10th-20th. This outage was caused by several winter storms and ultimately caused 5 million Texans to lose power, for days or even weeks.

After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
Bob: “Remember that terrible outage in Texas during CoVid-19?”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
by CheeseCakeFries April 14, 2021
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texas wake up call

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!
by Texas honky May 19, 2014
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West Texas Skid Steer

When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.
Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.
by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020
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texas butt-hole tickler

a move where when you fuck a girl and stick your finger in her bum and wiggle your dick is called the texas butthole tickler
damn man i really gave that girl the texas butt-hole tickler
by fuckboyfrancis March 12, 2022
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texas chili bowl

real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency
rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)
by shitty buttshits December 25, 2006
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Texas City high school

That fucking school is full of fish and I’m not talking bout cause they the home of the “stingarees” I’m talking bout what’s in between then grown ass girls legs also they school full of want to be ass gangstaaaas sex in the boys locker room is not the place for sex ANOTHER thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if y’all teachers was fucking the students
by BHSTUFFY November 7, 2018
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Texas Dry Finger

In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!
by SPIKEDONTPLAYWITGURLS September 1, 2010
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