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Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)
"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."
by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024
mugGet the Neckingmug.

Neck-Bliss

Neck Bliss:End of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck
You get no respect-bliss, so I'm coming for your Neck-Bliss
by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017
mugGet the Neck-Blissmug.

Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.
Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"
by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016
mugGet the Neckmug.

Neck

Neck (v.) To insult or roast another person.
Neck (n.) an insulting comment
He just necked the shit out of him.
I've been getting mad neck on this haircut all day, its the last time i'll ever go to that barber.
That guy roasts so well! He's got necks on deck
by necks-on-deck December 26, 2015
mugGet the Neckmug.

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).
LOL, you just got front necked.
by Dounk February 8, 2017
mugGet the front neckmug.

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
mugGet the crotch neckmug.

neck marr

The green moldy fungus type substance in the role of a Mexican lady's neck, It usually reeks of anus smothered in refried beans and avocado topped with sour cream and cilantro with a hint rotten limes....
Sniff the gross neck marr on that fat greasy Mexican lady as you are nibbling on her neck during a sweaty eight hour make out session....
by tex WHITE November 19, 2022
mugGet the neck marrmug.

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