Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.

Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.

by DotKoak July 9, 2018

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.

by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024

Under the bus

Something to be kept secret; Kept in the closet

"Did you know those two are dating?"

"Yes, but they said to keep it under the bus."

by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024