Icona Pop Syndrome

When an individual has lost all self-control and self-respect and consequently proceeds to approach a particular activity, or group of activities, with the mindset of I don’t care, I love it.

Watching Sharknado at work without any pants on. Don’t you work at a school? Icona Pop syndrome bro.

Leaving a conversation with the perfect girl midsentence when you notice the bar has a Hoop Fever machine. Unplugging the Hoop Fever machine so you can set the high score. Spending $150 on the Hoop Fever Machine to maintain your high score and defeat all challengers.

Spending all day in nasty sweaty softball clothes because going home to change would cut into your drinking buzz.

Icona Pop Syndrome by On A Boat August 26, 2013

blue duck syndrome 

When one has the incredible urge to see, or do something out of the ordinary, with no explanation readily available.

I understand that no one wants to see Mark Twain making a penis joke; I'm just seriously afflicted with Blue Duck Syndrome.

I've had BDS ever since I can remember.

blue duck syndrome by Aeternum July 13, 2014

Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS)

a female, typically blonde, who lacks brain cells. the signs of DBS usually come clear in teenage years. DBS has no cure so far and the chances is low that there will ever be one. one can only truly understand it if they have it.
a person suffering with DBS will

* be confused

*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"

*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later

*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where

*does not do class work ever ever ever

*is really repatative repetitive

*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead

*doesnt know what many words mean

*speak their mind often

*are dramatic and over exaggerate

*are dumb

there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you

good girl; supposedly he died

girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly

friend; how can you not know that

girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8

Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) by skettyassbitches August 27, 2019

Chinese Democracy Syndrome

Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.

Ted: How's that art project coming along?

Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.

Chinese Democracy Syndrome by Assasaurus January 3, 2009

Little Dick Syndrome 

Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.

We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.

Little Dick Syndrome by sueduhnim September 12, 2011

Senior Syndrome 

Much like Senioritis but worse.

The Infected will be way to tired to come to school on time, or at all. Fail to give a shit about anything and repeat the phrases "Im done giving a shit" and "I couldnt care less"

The Infected will find ways to cheat the school system for the last two weeks of their High School career by looking for the answer keys to the work in a class. After finding the keys still not caring enough to print it off to get that much looked after A.

The Infected may also find themselves in trouble with the Administration after they are caught cheating, this may result in suspension or expulsion.

CAUTION:
Senior Syndrome is Deadly and usually starts to spread 2 - 4 weeks before the end of the School Year.

Tim: Wow dude I found the Answer Keys to all of the Projects!
Ryan: No way dude!! thats the pwnz0r. Lemme get that
Pete: (Forgets to change parts of the work, hands it in, and gets caught) Tim and Ryan also have the work, im a rat
Tim: Man I dont even care anymore, I got that Senior Syndrome.

Senior Syndrome by Tim Neumann May 23, 2007

inferior man syndrome 

A condition in which a human male exhibits particular characteristics that would provide clues as to the sized of his member.

A man who drives a big, lifted, 4x4 pickup with monsterous tires would be diplaying the effects of inferior man syndrome.

inferior man syndrome by Kid Rosco December 9, 2008