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Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.
by MichaelGswede June 21, 2022
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Mid self esteem

This type of self-esteem is not low or high.
Emma :dad is having low self-esteem but mom is having high self-esteem. which one is good?
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
by 459395 February 16, 2022
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HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF

It's about a guy named DAN who has since went OFF to run the QUIET MAFIA at some huge LUXURY HOTEL.

Direction of every brilliant IDEAS GRABBER.

BREAKING DOWN your LIFE.

This is a good confident GOOD SPORT.
We just had a MASS FAGG0T'S explosion and it seems to have come from the direction HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF which it they are quite a P00PING BITCH.0

You are such a HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF COLEEN !0

Hey a great way to get down to each and every ELEMENT is do this underage PEDOPHILE STUFF and then you will get HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF with a lot of SQUIRT SODA too BOOT AND YEP is that DAN OVER AT THE BOOT EUROPA.

Keep YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF will always be a GREAT ARGENTMENT for a GENTLEMEN AND LADIES , OUCH COME AFTER!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 24, 2022
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Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022
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Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent
Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here
by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025
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Self Report

A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation

Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.

In other uses:

Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)

Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀

Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
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