russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016

Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower

“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”

by Cassaniti October 19, 2021

Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.

Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!

by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020

Russian moment

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.

Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"

Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"

by Madagaskar69 November 3, 2023

Bum Russian

It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian

"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"

by perry629569 July 6, 2016

Russian edge

The “Russian Edge” is a masturbation technique derived from gen-z and their terms such as “Jelquing, Edging, and Gooning” to refer to different types of masturbation techniques. “Russian Edging” is when a sole or duo team inflicts a blast of cold from an ice cube or air dryer onto their scrotum while vigorously stroking their male genitals as fast as possible in the aim to survive for as long as possible without releasing semen or any type of excretion from the male genital. While “Russian Edging” ones scrotum must reach 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit the approximate freezing temperature before the masturbation may begin. Masturbation at this level may only last for a few seconds as the frozen scrotum forces semen to the urethra.

Hey Jeff, have you tried the new Russian Edge? If not let’s try it together some time, I’ve only held it up for 6 seconds.

by Will Johnson (Bear Slayer) March 29, 2024