A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

by eggyo December 4, 2022

blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend

“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”

by eggyo December 11, 2022

White piece of shit

A derogatory slang term used by black people to insult a white person. A response for the N-word

White piece of shit

by JustSomeRandomLad December 14, 2022

Piece of Shit

Just and absolute piece of shit.

Kyle is a piece of shit.

by IamHumanAlien December 19, 2022

Kroger 4 piece

A kroger 4 piece is when you cheat on your significant other with 4 girls from your local kroger.

"Yo, did you hear that nigga low had a kroger 4 piece in his wife house?"

by Who'sHoo December 23, 2022