by 1lastthingandPrimo March 9, 2009
Get the plunditry mug.verb
The act of thinking when performed by an asshat. (see asshat for further definition)
Originally inspired in observation of Sarah Palin.
The act of thinking when performed by an asshat. (see asshat for further definition)
Originally inspired in observation of Sarah Palin.
You could really see the asshat pondefecate over that question.
Sarah Palin winked, then squinted in pondefecation.
Sarah Palin winked, then squinted in pondefecation.
by argylestyle July 20, 2010
Get the pondefecate mug.Related Words
pound
• Pound Town
• poundcake
• pounder
• Pound Sand
• Pound It
• Pounding
• Poundage
• pounded
• pound puppy
Pond Pussy;
*noun*
1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.
Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.
In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.
In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.
-
The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".
The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".
This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
*noun*
1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.
Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.
In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.
In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.
-
The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".
The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".
This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
by JayxSoprano June 23, 2017
Get the Pond Pussy mug.The result after ejaculating on a girls stomach, there by creating a pond of cum in her belly button.
by The Dog Is Dead May 9, 2018
Get the Pond mug.The act of vigorous anal sex and without breaking stride occasionally instering into the vagina, in a somesort of random order.
My son clogged the bowl so bad it took forever to unclog, i felt like i was ass plundging.
Yeah so the lucky girl last night wasnt into my whole ass plundging routine, bummer.
Yeah so the lucky girl last night wasnt into my whole ass plundging routine, bummer.
by Michael A Gallo January 13, 2009
Get the Ass Plundging mug.A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.
A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.
A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.
"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."
"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"
"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"
by Perpetual_Stiffy December 5, 2011
Get the Fudge-Pond mug.When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
by RiHuxley July 31, 2012
Get the Duck-ponding mug.