Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

Lung Pirate

A cigarette, smoke or ciggy.

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?

by Timothy Balton July 5, 2018

Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it

Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool

by big_dog33 August 1, 2021

The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.

by crap house hose May 3, 2021

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020

Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

The pirate

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017