Skip to main content

Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.
Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS
by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021
mugGet the toilet mathmug.

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
by opeaii March 22, 2020
mugGet the toilet papermug.

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
mugGet the Toilet paper wedgiemug.

Toilet Dweller

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!
by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Dwellermug.

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020
mugGet the how to flush a toiletmug.

[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
mugGet the [Toilet dragon]mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email