Synonymous with goofy goober.
by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement
Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"
Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
by Yechno April 7, 2011

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
by waynestayne September 4, 2016

A definition for a man named Park Jimin (also a term used for saying someone is not very entertaining)
by Jaehyun February 15, 2019
