What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Don't call that trash 'junk'!mug. by japchopr April 14, 2014
Get the trash can of orvillesmug. by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018
Get the Trash Kangaroomug. by hhshhshhsh October 17, 2023
Get the On trashmug. You are bad at something and could be used as a joke Like you’re trash but either you actually are or you’re not
You’re trash at basketball
by Avsbd December 11, 2018
Get the Trashmug. 
