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give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021
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Who gives a fuck

People who actually care about others opinions and actions.
"Who gives a fuck? Kara does!"
by ajaxwife2022 November 25, 2024
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What does Nalie not give?

Nalie does not give a fuck.
What does Nalie not give? A fuck. Nalie does not give a fuck.
by Nalieamor July 2, 2023
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Give a Banana Day

On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
by flynnit December 22, 2021
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on August 20 even if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend it does not matter because it’s a national day, just ask, nobody will be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but just because it’s National Give Head Day
by Danielx90 August 4, 2022
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Give Him a Lollipop

A nice but useless person who you don’t want to involve but also you don’t want to be excluded.
Give him a lollipop and let him sit & listen to the discussion.
by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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