by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Mike Hunt mug.A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Unfit Mike mug.When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023
Get the Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF mug.Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls
He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023
Get the Mike mug.The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
Get the Miking mug.Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.
by Fish171401 December 7, 2023
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