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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805
I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!
by rjt23 May 21, 2025
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Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.
I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.
by Waggylac May 26, 2025
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Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.
Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.
by anonymous June 10, 2025
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Do You Believe in Magic?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic?
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe? Believer)
Do you believe like I believe? (Do you believe in magic?
by WorseThanHitler April 2, 2024
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
by crypto chad April 3, 2024
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Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids
Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic
by Creetee April 12, 2024
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