St Mary's Cathedral College

Quite literally a cement prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their homie's ass or the teacher's ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults.

The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the door is broken because some kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything.

The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN.

And yes, St Mary's Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell's wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.
Person 1: Who's that kid slapping his friend's ass?
Person 2: Probably a St Mary's Cathedral College student

Person 1:Who's failed science test is that?
Person 2: A St Mary's student probably

Person 1: Who's that sexist, racist pig?
Person 2: Pretty obviously a St Mary's student

Person 1: Who's that virgin looking clown?
Person 2: St Mary's student for sure.
by Cathedral man April 29, 2022
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Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.
Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?

Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?

Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
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Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick
Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary
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1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.

-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"

"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."

2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"

"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
by benny stiler September 08, 2009
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St marys high cheshunt

the most shittiest school in london idec before mr simms came it was live everyone who came out is on piss mr simms stink he can suck my left toe lanky prick.
A. Do you go st marys high cheshunt?
B. Yes I do
C AHHHAAA Its so shit bro
by SuCkK yO mUdDaA April 01, 2020
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The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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mary jane's last dance

Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:

SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.

the indiana boys' first toke

I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.

Tom's (?) first toke

SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.

he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.

come on

I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.

kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)

that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
by captain phoenix April 24, 2006
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