Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020

Your god no one compares they are the best thing ever. A bunny so perfectly blue that you will love it
by Jimmy obsession November 26, 2019

by anonymous March 15, 2022

by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018

A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee
Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

by The Holtster November 24, 2016

An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .
by Angriest Jimmy October 26, 2017
