jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement

Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."

by Yechno April 7, 2011

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Jim Jam

Skateboard trick:
Combination of a Chinese Ollie and a Body Varial
Clean Jim Jams are DeadAss

Do a Jim Jam!
Dude that Jim Jam was CLEAN!
Ok my next trick is a Jim Jam.

by JJ_Infinity June 1, 2020

JAM BOOT

VERY DIRTY, DARK, THICK, BURNED BUSHES OR GRASS ROOTS (JUST LIKE BEING STEPPED BY DIRTY BOOTS)

WHY DID DODO BIRDS LIKE TO CHEW THOSE JAM BOOT TO REGENERATE?

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022

JAMS

Just Ate Must Sleep—getting sleepy after a meal

Lunch was so good! Gonna take a jams nap
The jams are hitting me so hard

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Jams

He’s cool ig🙄🙄🙄

jams is gay asf

by anonymous September 14, 2020