Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

CT Jams

Also known as custom track jams. They are a competition (Cool).

I am participating in the next CT Jams! You shouldn't have revealed that information, only when the track-list is finialized. Oh.

by kiwipowergreen November 21, 2021

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong

for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"

by lostzuccini December 3, 2024

bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen

(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!

by veracious December 13, 2018

strawberry jam

the jam used to toss someone’s salad in prison ifykyk

ayo don’t forget the strawberry jam

by user185848391937474 June 29, 2021

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019