holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux

She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole

by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024

Holy tactics, Batman!

A phrase used by the nerf (or foam-flinging) community to describe or express modifications/attachments that make blasters tacti-cooler or nerf-related products that are exceptionally tacti-cool. Popularized by retired but extremely respected Nerf Youtuber Coop772.

Is that a nerf landmine?? Holy tactics, Batman!

by oakeer August 21, 2024

holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

Holy airball 😭 🫷 🫷

"Holy airball 😭 🫷 🫷" is used in a sentence when you want to discreetly elude to the receiver that you are, in fact, jacking their *cock*

I was talking to this chick, and typed Holy airball 😭 🫷 🫷. Do you think she got the hint?

by Li C November 22, 2024

Holy Rizzler

The god of Gen alpha. According to Gen alpha religion, he will descend from heaven in the year 6969, and will grant everyone rizz.

Its 6969, so Holy Rizzler will Descend from heaven today

by Mr. Gen Alpha November 24, 2024