February 14th

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

by mxrsh February 13, 2022

February 13

the day you have to text your crush or boyfriend something spicy before valentines day could be anything

Kendall: oh crap its February 13 , i forgot to text my boyfriend

(idk what to write)

by xxurgayxx February 13, 2022

February 17

it is the rain’s birthday meaning all over the world it celebrates with rain.

“its February 17, remember to bring your umbrella with you!”

by rain!! February 13, 2022

February 14

February 14th is send nudes day, send this to friends or lovers and get a free pic

Boy: send nudes

Girl: no

Boy: but it’s February 14th which is “send nudes day”

Girl: oh okay

by Lovers.inc February 14, 2022

February 1

People born on this are really funny,cute,and nice if you ever meet someone born on this day treasure them !!

Guy:She is so funny and cool!.
Girl: Well yeah she is born on February 1

by YASSS GURL February 14, 2022

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022

february 7th

a day where a annoying hoe called lieve was born... its a day where only mistakes can be born. if you ask someone who was born on february 7th if they are a mistake and they say no.. theyre lying.the best thing you could do is cast a spell and erase them from the univers

mistake: i was born on february 7th
you: oh holy spirit erase this entity from existence

by 5qthrtjjtrjs April 5, 2022