facebook marination 

noun.
verb form: to facebook marinate

definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.

We should just let that comment sit in facebook marination.

facebook marination by YAEEEL June 25, 2008

Facebook Rape 

The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.

Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.

Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.

Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.

Andrew: *laughs*

Tony: *laughs*

Facebook Rape by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.

Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?

Facebook Ninja by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009

facebook bombing 

The act of writing a totally unrelated comment to someones posting.

fb user- Im cant get rid of this cold!
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????

facebook bombing by Higross February 3, 2010

Facebook Chiefed 

When someone leaves their Facebook logged on and somone else posts a bogus status.

I can't believe my brother Andrew Facebook chiefed me and said that I love the smell of his farts.

Facebook Chiefed by Ajm636 March 1, 2010

facebook rage 

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.

Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."

facebook rage by Mb500 February 21, 2009

facebook leech 

a "friend" who systematically goes through your facebook friend list and sends friend requests to every girl on there using you as a mutual friend: even the girls you may have had one awkward date with twenty years ago that the leach has never met or heard about.

dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.

facebook leech by austinmodhouse January 2, 2009