cum drunk 

when a girl ws drank so much cum she becomes almost drunk

amys tummy bulged out from being so full of creamy cum, she had swallowed so much semen she was cum drunk

cum drunk by amy August 26, 2003

j4l drunk 

j4l drunk is when you get so drunk at a party that you pass out in a stall for approximately two hours while no one at the party has any idea where you are, and you get discovered by one of the guys on your floor lying in a bathroom stall, where you claim "dude, i was throwing up, and then i took a nap in the stall for a little, then i threw up again, and then a nap, and so on"

did you see plex tonight? that mafucka was j4l drunk FO SHO.

j4l drunk by ice December 18, 2004

Punchbowl Drunk 

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk

1.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"
2.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."
Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."
Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"
Ryan: leaves.
Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"
NEXT DAY
Ryan: "how was the party."
Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"

Punchbowl Drunk by Treli1337 February 21, 2009

Draper Drunk 

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.

Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.

Draper Drunk by TehOwnerer April 11, 2010

Ugly Drunk 

Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.

Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.

Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.

Ugly Drunk by Done for Dave February 14, 2013

Mexican Drunk 

The accepted stereotype that Mexicans tend to be sloppy and emotional when really intoxicated led to a category of intoxication that can be applied to anyone who meets the criteria of being extremely intoxicated and emotional.

"My uncle is fully Dominican but if this man gets crazy drunk calling me cryin at 4 in the morning he is Mexican drunk."

Mexican Drunk by Yellow Flash September 21, 2013

tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos) 

When the ink on your body takes over your skin

That b-ball player's got so many tats he's "tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos)"

tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos) by Creamedhoney April 25, 2009