by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014
Get the cart douchemug. A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.
"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."
by Rival483 January 9, 2021
Get the Douche Bazookamug. Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
Get the Douche bagmug. A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.
He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .
He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .
He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022
Get the Douche Wagonmug. Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
by RainEagle November 12, 2019
Get the Douche Supertankermug. When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
Get the Douche canoemug. (Doosh feyz)
noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
Get the douche phasemug.