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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore 

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
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Cum Kissers 

a.The lips of a male or female who uses their oral cavity to perform sex acts far more than the average person.
"Hush your cum kissers, you were locked in the room with that guy for three hours, slut."
Cum Kissers by B2theBomber October 20, 2009
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Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

Cum Guzzeler 

a person who swallows a lot of jizz
Example: Jake Johnson who laps up a bowl of cum every day
Cum Guzzeler by Ryuan March 30, 2004

Cum Drinker 

A woman who drins lots of cum.
That girl is a cum drinker, my balls are emty!
Cum Drinker by DeanNJ March 9, 2007

cum cloth 

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge
Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk
cum cloth by mike January 6, 2004

cum tits 

The art of a guys sticky love potion sliding ever so gently down her tits.
After that smut sucked my fucking cock she had a warm sticky fat pair of cum tits when i blew my load
cum tits by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008