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Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl
Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck
by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016
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microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.
by The Griffins August 2, 2016
mugGet the microsoft blows nobmug.

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.
“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”
by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022
mugGet the Blow your smokemug.

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014
mugGet the Ninja Nose Blowingmug.

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.
Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.
by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016
mugGet the lasertag slow blowmug.

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.
"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."
by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014
mugGet the Birmingham Blow Dartmug.

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.
I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.
by BaconMastert November 21, 2016
mugGet the stinky blow jobmug.

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