When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
Get the Monkey Barmug. by Lily ofc April 5, 2022
Get the Fiber One Barmug. Bar is somoen who is sweet and kind ,acting kinda sus sometimes, but he is for sure the best friend you could have , he is the most loyal person on earth and he will do whatever he can for the greatest good
May be dumb and clueless sometimes but. His naivety is what makes him cute , he is a sexy mf for sure and he is kinda awkward when he is surrounded by strangers , he will get mad if he is fail at portraying himself right infront of peoples he likes
May be dumb and clueless sometimes but. His naivety is what makes him cute , he is a sexy mf for sure and he is kinda awkward when he is surrounded by strangers , he will get mad if he is fail at portraying himself right infront of peoples he likes
Girl to her best friend : this guy is the most adorable dude on earth
Her best friend : ofc he is it's a Bar
Her best friend : ofc he is it's a Bar
by TWIXOU75 November 21, 2021
Get the Barmug. "As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
by NatBrat March 6, 2010
Get the Ocean Barmug. A gay bar specializing in large, hairy, middle aged men. These types of establishments are typically visited by men who have sexual fantasies or fetishes centering around their father or uncle and like to role play with a suitable stand in. Spankings, pony rides and ball fondling are common activities although they sometimes also have dark rooms where anything goes.
by Dr.Suesss June 10, 2019
Get the Daddy Barmug. Sarovara bar dancer is considered as Lucha sudeepa of Sandalwood were many illegal things are happening unknowingly
by Mrkudka January 28, 2021
Get the Sarovara bar dancermug. by Dankest November 28, 2017
Get the off barmug.