For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
by Tardotheassmonkey May 28, 2017
by neowhy December 08, 2016
A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 06, 2025
by Hary Gofman April 01, 2024
by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022
A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023
When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022