Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
by Carla omg December 04, 2005
A regular chili dog, where one releases fecal matter over breasts. Then straddles the receivers face and commences to roger the boo-bays, while getting a anal lick!
Down here in Texas we have our own chili dog! The Texas Reverse Chili Dog consists of taking a shit on ones boobs then having her lick your ass while you titty fuck her!
by BigC8in" November 09, 2010
while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
by Texas honky April 05, 2014
The 2021 Texas Power Crises was a mass scale power outage that occurred throughout most of Texas from February 10th-20th. This outage was caused by several winter storms and ultimately caused 5 million Texans to lose power, for days or even weeks.
After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
Bob: “Remember that terrible outage in Texas during CoVid-19?”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
by CheeseCakeFries April 14, 2021
a move where when you fuck a girl and stick your finger in her bum and wiggle your dick is called the texas butthole tickler
by fuckboyfrancis March 13, 2022
by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020
real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency
rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)
by shitty buttshits December 21, 2006