When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.
I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.
by teabag2511 January 19, 2018
Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.
Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo
by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 27, 2019
A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!
Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!
by Nichorn June 28, 2020
by Moisty mike dad March 14, 2018
Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."
by Imthehamman June 11, 2023
by WEASTT June 26, 2021