jordan

she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away

guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch

by Critter >:) May 5, 2022

jordan

the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

by dessertlover June 9, 2020

Jordan

cancer

don't get jordan

by Creeping_Death1984 October 3, 2020

Jordan

A guy from South-east Asia, he wears glasses and is very funny. He struggles in Calculus but is smart. Is bad at Marvel Rivals

Wow! you are such a Jordan!

by Nindu May 14, 2025

Jordan

a flipping country to all u idiots who think its a flipping name

"i went to Jordan"

by ambvshh November 21, 2022

Jordan 4s

A show made by Michael Jordan. Considered one of the best looking Jordan. Retail price is 210 and above (usually)

Person 1: yo I got a 200 dollar budget what should I get
Person 2: get some Jordan 4s

by kuyu April 27, 2024

Jordan

An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.

Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.

by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019