Short Power

When you transend your hight or your shortcomings to be one with universe.

Hey,there is my man Toni. He got real Short Power about him.

by Tao Master September 3, 2022

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

short person

oscar harris

oscar harris is a short person

by guacer213981 March 13, 2022