Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short trail

be at short notice to do something (Navy expression)

I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.

by mikenjac May 28, 2014

Short

a short person

'Leo is short'

by PeePeePooPoo Check October 20, 2020

Short Black People

Commonly mistaken as a niglet. These people often can be very aggressive. Their names usually start with R or A

I hate short Black people. There so mean.

by Nowords4Me February 2, 2023

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022