long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021

fo long

short amount of time

If that girl keeps on going like that it won't be fo long till she gets knocked up

by Mani Foster May 21, 2007

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by Adujasty343 June 6, 2025

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023