Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.

Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!

by JewishFucker February 15, 2025

Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9

Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.

Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.

by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020

Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-

Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson

by Hawk333 May 14, 2024

Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.

Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.

by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.

Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.

by kadoodles May 5, 2021