brown taco

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011

Russel brown

The remnants of human waste or feces, covered in or containing hair. "Russel" originating "Russel dust" which is known as dead hair.

"Hey you guys see that Russel brown I laid, hairy bastard isn't it."

by Samwwwwwww January 14, 2008

Brown Lobster

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.

"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"

by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010

Brown Iceberg

Shitting in someones mouth and leaving a small peak sticking out of the mouth so 80% is below the surface and 20% is visible.

He had such a large brown iceberg rammed in his mouth.

by browniceberglover October 25, 2011

brown eye

the hole in my ass

wen ur mom gave me a lap dance i could see her brown eye winking at me

by your best friend April 20, 2003

Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012

johnson brown

The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.

Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.

by the dog brown April 23, 2009