0 3 5

an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.

Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.

".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"

by Bones331 January 21, 2021

5 minutes left

the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.

Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.

by Poppy Greg July 24, 2006

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito

The holy supreme of all burritos

I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

by ToxicSenpaii February 8, 2021

5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that

oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.

whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.

by Maleaya July 10, 2004

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007