guy safe

A place where predatory men keep other men.

The Lolita express generally featured young women and girls, but was specially outfitted with a guy safe for Kevin, Bill and Chris's flight. Kevin enjoyed the guy safe.

by tickleman July 27, 2019

Guy Brain

The secondary brain that all men have that controls their sexual urges. It often overrides the primary brain.

I'm sorry baby. I must have been thinking with my guy brain instead.

by Tyronius Nomis December 20, 2010

Guy Spelunky

The main protagonist of the hit indie rogue-like from 2008, Spelunky. He is a brave adventurer who dives into the depths below to stop Olmec's Curse and collect all of the treasure. He also reappears in HD quality in the hit game Spelunky HD, and makes his most recent appearance as an older man in Spelunky 2 from 2020.

Johnny: What character should I play as in Spelunky HD?
Alex: Guy Spelunky

by LABNINJA231 March 5, 2022

Five guys

Five guys means two guys and three guy on one and four guys or two and two guys or zero and five guys

Two guys plus three guys is five guys

by Hilly boi November 17, 2019

Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

Guy Scraper

A nonchalant way of saying the word erection

"I can't get up right now because I've got a guy scraper"

by Plump Friction February 15, 2015

ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014