zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010

zipper-tits

An offensive term used to describe female to male transgender people, referring to the stitch scars left my removing breast tissue to appear less feminine.

"What up zipper-tits!"

"Wow thats incredibly insensitive. What an unfunny and pathetic joke."

by YoureSoSkibbidy August 23, 2022

zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008

womb zipper

The place directly above the gunt where-in the woman will be able to produce her food babies.

Damn it woman, show me your womb zipper !

by pdxcreep December 3, 2010

zipper tie

Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.

"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"

"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"

by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009

Unzipped zipper

A vulgar to describe a promiscuous woman who's vagina has been loosened up after all those sex she had with countless of males.

"You know Amelia? I heard shes has an unzipped zipper"

by Friendly neighbourhood guy December 11, 2021

Dick Zipper

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.

Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.

by MzPoPcOpY June 5, 2020