A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
by Therapist420 February 18, 2014
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I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"
Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)
by pwr 13375 y0 May 25, 2005
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someones fucking your bitch

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco
Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!
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fuck your mother backwards

It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one

1- to fuck there mother

2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong

3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.
jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards
by robertH1230123 February 12, 2010
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I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.
David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"
by Pontigram February 11, 2012
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fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
by Lambnesio September 05, 2006
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go fuck your mom

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more
faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!
by bob williams jr. March 04, 2009
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