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Yoga Becky

Yoga Becky - White women (usually in L.A.) who like to namaste & love and light folks til they are called out on their white feminist bullshit then they call you a bitch or try to gaslight or talk over you, especially if you are a POC.
Oh god, she was the worst kind of Yoga Becky - she refused to admit that anything she said was fucked up, and then she started acting like a complete asshole, saying that she knew what was best for us minorities and THEN she started calling all of us bitches. Namaste indeed.
by wypipol get on my damn nerves November 22, 2016
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sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006
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Laptop Yoga Freak

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.
Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.
by Two Pints July 3, 2009
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Yoga

A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.
I feel all tense, I'm gonna take a shower and do some yoga

I want to lose 5 pounds, I'm going to start yoga

I"ll be away form my gym, but I can just do some yoga to keep fit
by Regin the Radiant August 9, 2009
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Yogabutt

When a woman is wearing yoga pants and her ass is beautifully shaped inside and is easily noticed by men.
"DAMN, dude check out Hannah's yogabutt! That shit is nice!"
by theOctYatVlg April 14, 2010
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yoga mom

The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.
She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".
by Mark Bat August 14, 2007
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Yoga TERF

A nasty wack ass hippie kombucha loving trans exclusionary radical feminist. Usually white, classist, racist but under the guise of thinking she's "classier" than you. Lives in liberal city, identifies probably as a democrat. Maybe she went to a liberal arts college but thinks that women and vaginas are the same thing. Shops at the local co-op, farmers market, maybe she does aerial silk dancing, pole-dancing, is vegan, but low key loves slut shaming her friends. Is sweet but completely fake as fuck just like the stevia she adds to her cold brew. No amount of probiotics, meditation, or yoni steaming are able to get this bitches head out of her ass....
by My transgression December 8, 2017
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